though jude-bug hates pacifiers (he was always too cool for that) and dora who, by the way, sucks at exploring, he must use these tools when giving a dead on impression of madison...

we are mean. we wrap my small child in aprons and take his picture, like he's a girl. he's only smiling because we didn't make him wear the gold heels to match...

though the bug's hair appears to have been perfectly coiffed for this shot, i promise not a drop of gel, hairspray, or mousse was used. he's just naturally hip...

notice the state of disarray in our home: potholders in the hallway, a random shoe iin the kitchen, and christmas decorations next to the microwave?! also notice that jude could give a shit less, one of the numerous reasons why i love him so...

they somehow never get bored...

showin' some love...

behold, the squirrel whisperer!

rock star in training